THIS. FUCKING. GAEM.
Knowledge is a very powerful tool indeed but there is nothing this Guide could possibly tell Applejack that would threaten my position as master of her world
She may have escaped a convenient death by drowning but she is still drowning in a sea of ignorance and misguided hope
Her world will crumble and she won’t even be around to see it
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.