I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school
Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do? This is absolutely absurd. Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect. Think this is photoshopped? I got it from the CNN website. It’s completely true. Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources. This President is absolutely worthless.
Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their Commander in Chief. The man next to them is the Prime Minister of Hungary. It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there. This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect. To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM. The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.
Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.
pls.
also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:
Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.
But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.
yahoo saved tumblr from having to close down from lack of funds.
you should probably be thanking them rather than yelling at them. considering that they have no intentions of changing tumblr.
(Source: positivelygifted)
I feel like Yahoo execs are going to check out tumblr and just be like…
GROWING UP IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL MAN I’M AN ADULT i can buy a horse or move to pakistan and choose to eat mac and cheese every night without exception i could kill a man and nobody could stop me THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
Money, money, heart attack and stroke, prison. Yeah. Fucking great.
i bet you’re fun at parties buddy
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
(Source: sharonosbourne)
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
No I don’t want another depression nine years after
are you trying to say that the great depression was a direct result of swing music and flapper dresses
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
(Source: bachlobster)
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p.s. The Merlin fandom can come too.
are you going to eat us
We only eat the rude
RUN SHERLOCKIANS RUN
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
ladies and gentlemen,
here is my masterpiece
he sure does have rosey cheeks
best comment goes to theretrorenegade
Oh my god Supernatural are you guys ok????????
Do you need some pasta????
Apple Juice????????
Pillows????
Cake?????
Faygo???
Hamburgers?
Pie????????
Whatever’s going on it’s going to be ok so don’t worry we’re sure it’ll get better.
Sincerely, Hetalia and Homestuck.
of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
